Tone: humor

Humor humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Bacon Roses

    Bacon Roses

    BACON ROSES

    She wants romance, you want a snack. Problem Solved.

  • Where the Hell Is That Monkey

    A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution, “This guy looks edible, never seen his kind before…”

    So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as he’s about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly, “Mmm…that was some good lion meat!”

    The lion abruptly stops and says, “Woah! This guy seems tougher than he looks, I better leave while I can.”

    Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey realizes that he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily, “Get on my back, we’ll get him together.”

    So they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realizes what happened and starts to panic even more. He then gets another idea and shouts, “Where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago…”

  • Race Who Comes First

    Race Who Comes First

    WHENEVER I HAVE SEX, IT’S A RACE TO SEE WHO COMES FIRST.

    ME OR THE POLICE.

  • Dad Jokes Family

    Dad Jokes Family

    MY HILARIOUS DAD JOKES

    MY UNGRATEFUL FAMILY

  • Expert Identifying Birds

    Expert Identifying Birds

    Me: I’m an expert at identifying birds

    Her: OK, what about those ones flying over that tree?

    Me: Yup, they’re all birds

  • Kids Eat Free

    Kids Eat Free

    Waiter: ‘I just wanted to let you know that kids eat for free.’

    Me: ‘Good. I’ll have a water and my daughter will have the steak and a kids Bud Light.’

  • WD40 DA-WN Flowchart

    WD40 DA-WN Flowchart

    DOES IT MOVE?

    No – Should it? No – No Problem

    Yes – Should it? Yes – No Problem

    No – WD-40

    DA-WN

  • Send To Back Bus

    Send To Back Bus

    Cut Copy Paste Change Picture… Group Bring to Front Send to Back Hyperlink… Save as Picture… Size and Position… Send to Back Send Backward

  • Helen Keller Cat Mittens

    Helen Keller Cat Mittens

    Helen Keller and her beloved cat, ‘Mittens’

  • Sweet Home Alabama Caroline

    Sweet Home Alabama Caroline

    Sweet Home Alabama vs Sweet Caroline… White People… Me: Sweet Child O Mine