Tone: humor

Humor humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Heelys Dick

    Heelys Dick

    when you said you was gonna stop sucking dick but u see a nigga wearing heelys

  • Fish Mr Brightside

    Fish Mr Brightside

    I’m comin’ out of the lake and I’ve been doin’ just fine, gotta gotta get out because I wanna walk.

    Started out as a fish, how did it end up like this?

    I was only a fish, I was only a fish.

  • Gender Reveal Black Cake

    Gender Reveal Black Cake

    Gender reveal cake cut open to reveal black inside — everyone looks horrified.

  • Lotion Wiener Heel

    Lotion Wiener Heel

    Bottom of my heel watching me lotion up my wiener for the 4th time today

  • Wet Tshirt Contest Hard

    Wet Tshirt Contest Hard

    Me *swallowing 4th wet t-shirt* this contest is hard

  • Carrying The Family

    Carrying The Family

    my back after carrying all the looks, talent, and humour in the family

  • Grandpa Joe Golden Ticket

    Grandpa Joe Golden Ticket

    *lays in bed for some 20 odd years*

    *Grandson gets Golden ticket in candy bar*

    Grandpa Joe:

  • Florida Decide Presidency

    Florida Decide Presidency

    We’re going to let you decide the presidency

    Florida:

  • That Was Patricia

    That Was Patricia

    When someone tells you how drunk you were last night

    That wasn’t me. That was Patricia.

  • Pizza Rolls Cool Off

    Pizza Rolls Cool Off

    When you don’t let the pizza rolls cool off