When you were talking on the phone at 3 a.m. and it wasn’t Jake from State Farm
Tone: humor
Humor humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Big Fucking Boat
God: Build a big fucking boat
Noah: Do you mean a very large boat or a boat made for fucking.
God: *pauses*
God: Both
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Carry Stuff Under Nutsacks
WHAT IF GUYS CARRIED STUFF UNDER THEIR NUTSACKS
THE SAME WAY THAT GIRLS CARRY STUFF IN THEIR BOOBS
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Blue Eyes Job Interview
[Job interview]
“What are ur strengths?”
Me: I fall in love easily.
“umm okay… what are ur weaknesses?”
Me: Those blue eyes of yours.
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Devotionals For Teens
If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Own and operate a midget brothel?
Devotionals for Teens
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Your Mom Chocolate Bars
Your mom after I buy $4 worth of chocolate bars for your little league fundraiser
