Tone: humor

Humor humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Disinfecting Coca-Cola

    Disinfecting Coca-Cola

    Take notes from this man even disinfecting his Coca-Cola

  • Ghost From 2007

    Ghost From 2007

    How comes when a house is ‘haunted’ it’s always a ghost from the 1700s? Imagine a ghost from 2007 screaming “ITS BRITNEY BITCH” at 3am

  • Shy Person Tinder 5 Min

    Shy Person Tinder 5 Min

    5 minutes after “I’m kind of a shy person” On Tinder

  • Open Box Before Eating Pizza

    Open Box Before Eating Pizza

    Americans: We have the most advanced country in the world.

    Also Americans:

    [Open box before eating pizza.]

  • Same Dad Hotwheels

    Same Dad Hotwheels

    Im horny

    yo hold up

    is that a 2002 Ferrari F355 Spider hotwheels on your nght?

    my dad used to have one hanging in the rearview mirror, one night he got in to ar accident and the airbag impaled it into his face

    no shit retard we have the same dad

  • Pig!

    A woman decides she’s finally going to get into shape and start jogging. She jogs for several miles and is feeling really great about herself. But then a man drives by, points out the window and shouts, “Pig!”

    The woman shouts back, “How dare you!”

    Then she trips over a pig.

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  • Express Up Only

    Express Up Only

    EXPRESS UP ONLY

    “Damn! That was a fast elevator!”

  • My Wife Likes Me

    My Wife Likes Me

    LADE HERSELF @ThebigLade

    Men truly don’t realize when a woman has a crush on them, do they??

    SilverFox @dantwodaughters · 3h

    I don’t even know if my wife likes me.

  • The Difference Is Staggering

    It takes me 5 minutes to walk from my home to the bar, but 20 minutes to walk from the bar back to my home.

    The difference is staggering.

  • Pickup lines do NOT work. Last night, eight different women

    Pickup lines do NOT work. Last night, eight different women laughed at me and all I said