Chinese kid on Christmas
Getting the same toy he made 5 hours ago.
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Yep, back before the Internet the good old Sears catalog would get the job done. 💪💪
UNDERWIRED
UNDERWIRED SLIGHTLY PADDED

Me being escorted out of the all you can eat Chinese buffet.

I GOT IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER SELF TODAY
THAT’S THE LAST TIME I’LL BUY 1 PLY TOILET PAPER AT THE DOLLAR STORE

French Fries
Greek Salad
Request: Can you guys peel the cucumbers, please? If not, no big deal, but my girlfriend acts like a fucking bitch about unpeeled cucumbers like it’s my fault.
XL 18″ Cheese Pizza