NEW YORK POST
Stimulus checks are being spent on dildos, tigers, guns and stripper poles
By Hannah Frishberg
Damnit, I love this country so much.
Tone: humor
Humor humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I Found the TV Remote
OH MY! YOU HAVEN’T TOUCHED AND CARESSED ME LIKE THAT IN YEARS! WHY DID YOU STOP?
I FOUND THE TV REMOTE…
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Watching the Lion King – Better Get the Tissues Ready
[watching the Lion King]
ME: I’ve never seen this before.
WIFE: Oh dear, better get the tissues ready.
ME: I hardly think I’m going to jack off to a bunch of lions Karen.
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You Know You’re Getting Old When You Walk By 4 Priests and Don’t Even Get a Wink
You know you’re getting old when
you walk by 4 priests and you don’t even get a wink
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When You Find Out Pornhub Now Offers a 30-Day Free Trial
When you find out Pornhub now offers a 30-day free trial
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Step Up Your Jerk Off Game With the Ribbed Stranger
STEP UP YOUR JERK OFF GAME WITH
THE RIBBED STRANGER
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Dear Lord, If You Could Just Look Away for 2 Minutes
Dear Lord. If you could just look away for 2 minutes.
