Tone: humor
Humor humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Pirates, Prison, and a Booty Call!
In 2010, a group of pirates buried their treasure and, earlier this year, tried to recover it. They tried everything—bloodhounds, radar, metal detectors, sonar—but they couldn’t find their treasure.
One day, one of the pirates had a suggestion.
“Captain, we should break R. Kelly out of prison.”
The captain said, “This is the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard, but go ahead. Why?”
“Captain, if anybody can find 15-year-old booty, it’s this guy!”
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Bench of Bizarre Disorders
A sadist, a masochist, a necrophile, a murderer, a zoophile, and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.
“Let’s have sex with the cat,” says the zoophile.
“Let’s have sex with the cat and then torture it,” says the sadist.
“Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it, and then kill it,” says the murderer.
“Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, and then have sex with it again,” says the necrophile.
“Let’s have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, and then burn it,” says the pyromaniac.
There was a silence. Then the masochist said, “Meow.”
