A man meets a genie who grants him three wishes, but warns him: whatever he asks for, his ex-wife gets twice as much.
“Well,” says the man, “for my first wish, beat me half to death.”
Tone: humor
Humor humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Too Many Questions for a Simple Donation!
Blood donation centers ask way too many questions:
“Where’d you get it?”
“Whose blood is it?”
“Why is it in a bucket?” -
Heroic Kidney Donors: Questions Beyond Three
Donate a kidney and you’re a hero.
Donate three and it’s nothing but questions.
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Kidney Donation: Where Did You Get It?
I tried to donate a kidney but they kept asking where I got it from…
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Too Many Samples: A Sperm Bank Tale
I got fired because my boss said I was handing out too many free samples.
That’s the last time I get a job at a sperm bank.
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My Cat: The Feline Communist
I think my cat is a communist.
All he talks about is “Mao, Mao, Mao.”
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Unseen Love: Stevie Wonder’s Untold Fatherhood
Stevie Wonder has kids he’s never seen.
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Why Women Adore Jesus: The Ultimate Gesture!
Why do women love Jesus?
Because he was (spreads arms) hung like this.
