It’s my first time with a blind man!
You’ll like it!
Dear god! My husband is home! Hide under the bed!
Honey! You’re home early!
Inappropriate humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

It’s my first time with a blind man!
You’ll like it!
Dear god! My husband is home! Hide under the bed!
Honey! You’re home early!

It’s called chloroform … you’ll love it. It’s like aromatherapy but without all the struggling.

Him: Why are broken condoms on the couch?
Her: Would you PLEASE start using our children’s real names?

Do not swallow anything Satan is trying to ram down your throat. Jesus comes first. – Joel Osteen
HOLY SHIT, JOEL!
PHRASING!!

hmm.. lovely weather today
pft
tell me something I don’t know
your Grandma’s ass can take my whole fist..