When she ain’t got no hair to pull so you gotta improvise
Tone: inappropriate
Inappropriate humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Poor Nabib Has to Travel 6 Miles Every Day for Fresh Water – For a Month We Can Send You the DVD
Poor Nabib has to travel 6 miles every day for fresh water on a bike with no wheels or seat.
For just a month we can send you the DVD. It’s fucking hilarious.
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Does Your Mom Count? – Heavy Machinery Interview
interviewer: any experience operating heavy machinery?
guy: does your mom count?
interviewer: lmao fuck you’re hired
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Why Am I Black and You’re White? Lucky You Don’t Bark
A boy asks his mom, “Why am i black and you’re white?”
Mom replied, “Don’t even go there. The way that party went. You’re lucky you don’t bark”
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You Win This Time Penis
YOU WIN THIS TIME PENIS
One of these days I’m going to find you, and when i do…..
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Call a Girl Beautiful 1000 Times She Won’t Notice, Call Her Fat Once She’ll Never Forget
Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she’ll never forget.
Because elephants never fucking forget.
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She Used Vaseline to Give Me a Handjob
SHE USED VASELINE TO GIVE ME A HANDJOB
I CAME 3 TIMES IN THE SHOWER TRYING TO WASH THE SHIT OFF
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A Finger in Her Ass Will Eliminate the Gag Reflex
A finger in her ass will eliminate the gag reflex
This is science … you can’t debate it … just try it …
