Tone: irreverent

Irreverent humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Jesus Meets the Saudis

    Jesus Meets the Saudis

    Jesus

    Me

    Nun
    Gangbang
    Porn

  • Batman and Robin

    Batman and Robin

    I CAN’T GO A NIGHT
    WITHOUT ROBIN..

  • Naming the Kids

    Naming the Kids

    African people naming their kids

  • Dreaming of a White Christmas

    Dreaming of a White Christmas

    I’m dreaming of a white Christmas this year. Not that I like snow, I just hate minority’s.

    #WhiteChristmasMatters

  • Normal DNA

    Normal DNA

    Normal DNA

    Black person’s DNA

  • Men Are Better at Everything

    Men Are Better at Everything

    Just to prove men are
    better at everything….

    We won
    ‘Woman of the Year’

    Men are amazing.

  • Mr Rogers Takes a Stand

    Mr Rogers Takes a Stand

    Mr Rogers takes a stand against
    racial inequality by inviting a black
    man to the show (1969)

  • A Question for Mummy

    A Question for Mummy

    Mummy, can you
    get pregnant
    through anal sex?

    Of course my child,
    where do you think
    politicians come
    from?

  • The Devil’s Three Wishes

    A man spent years worshipping the Devil.

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    The Devil finally showed up and offered him three wishes.

    “First wish,” the man said. “I want a thousand more wishes.”

    “Doesn’t work like that.”

    “Fine. Turn your trident into a toothpick.”

    The Devil sighed and did it.

    “Second wish. Stick that toothpick up your ass.”

    He stared at the man for a long moment, then did that too.

    “Now give me a thousand wishes,” the man said, “or my third wish is that the toothpick turns back into a trident.”

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  • Fred’s Annual Physical

    Fred is eighty years old and has just had his annual physical. His doctor is, as always, very impressed at Fred’s level of fitness. Fred explains:

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    “Ever since I was young, my faith in God has helped me with the discipline needed to keep at it. As I age, the Lord keeps guiding me in many ways. For instance, when I get up to pee at night, the Lord turns the bathroom light on, and when I’m done, the Lord turns the bathroom light off.”

    After Fred leaves, the doctor is a little concerned about what may be a hallucination, so he calls Fred’s wife.

    “Fred is in great shape as always, but he said one thing that concerned me. He said when he gets up to pee at night, the Lord turns the bathroom light on, and when he’s done, the Lord turns the bathroom light off. Do you know what that means?”

    “Yes, it means he’s pissing in the fridge again!”

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