Tone: irreverent

Irreverent humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • People Magazine and the Sexiest Man

    Hey, People Magazine! Unless you’re worried about angry letters from necrophiliacs, you can just say “Sexiest Man.”

  • A Priest And A Rabbi

    A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street. They spot a 10-year-old on the sidewalk.

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    The priest leans over and says, “You wanna fuck him?”

    The rabbi turns around and says, “Out of what?”

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  • Two Nuns On A Country Road

    Late one night, two nuns were driving a minivan down a dark country road. All of a sudden, a dark shadow flew past the van. The nun driving said to the other nun, “Did you see that?!” “See what?!” “The shadow that flew past?”

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    They kept driving down the road when the same shadow flew past. “Did you see it that time?!” said the first nun.

    “I did, I did!” replied the second nun.

    They continued to drive down the road, frightened of what the shadow was when, all of a sudden, BANG! A vampire had landed on the hood of the minivan. “What should we do?” said the second nun.

    “Show him your cross!” replied the other nun.

    So the second nun gets out of the van, goes up to the vampire, and says, “GET OFF THE FUCKING HOOD!!”

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  • Why a Small Cruise Ship Is Like a Guy

    Why is a small cruise ship like a guy suffering from premature ejaculation?

    Both of them only need a couple of tugs.

  • How to Respond to Someone Calling You a Grammar Nazi

    How do you respond to someone calling you a grammar Nazi?

    You call them antisemantic!

  • At Confession

    Girl: “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.”

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    Priest: “What have you done, my child?”

    Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.”

    Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?”

    Girl: “Because he touched my hand.”

    Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand)

    Girl: “Yes, Father.”

    Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.”

    Girl: “Then he touched my breast.”

    Priest: “Like this?” (as he touched her breast)

    Girl: “Yes, Father.”

    Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”

    Girl: “Then he took off my clothes, Father.”

    Priest: “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes)

    Girl: “Yes, Father.”

    Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”

    Girl: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.”

    Priest: “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

    Girl: “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!”

    Priest: (after a few minutes) “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.”

    Girl: “But Father, he had AIDS!”

    Priest: “THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!”

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  • Satan’s Department

    Satan’s Department

    Hello Friends, this is Satan. I’m here to remind you that plagues, great floods and, pandemics are god’s department. I just do orgies and metal bands.

  • Lincoln and Kennedy

    Lincoln and Kennedy

    Truly open-minded
    Presidents of the USA

  • Eventually

    Eventually

    EVENTUALLY

    BOTH WILL BE LAID BY A MEXICAN

  • A Question About a Family Photo

    A Question About a Family Photo

    Question: Who poses w/their wife, however, puts their
    arm around their daughter with a hand on her butt, and
    has a mistress in the same photo?

    Evangelicals: “God’s Anointed”