Light Hearted Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Fear Factor Talk About Feelings

Not Yet

A three-year-old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.

“Mama,” he asked, “Are these my brains?”

Mama answered, “Not yet…”

Are You Comfortable With Nudity

Verbally Also Prepared A Dance

Do You Have Any Grapes

A duck walks into a bar, and he asks the bartender, “Do you have any grapes?” And the bartender replies, “No,” so the duck leaves.

The next day the duck comes back into the bar and asks again, “Do you have any grapes?” So the bartender says, “No, this is a bar,” and the duck leaves.

So the next day the duck comes back to the bar and asks, “Do you have any grapes?” And the bartender says, “Look, you stupid duck, this is a bar. We sell alcohol. No produce, no fruit, and no grapes. If you come back in here again and ask for grapes, I will nail your little webbed feet to the floor. Got it?”

So the duck leaves. The next day the duck comes back into the bar and asks, “Do you have any nails?” And the bartender says, “No.” And then the duck says, “Great, so do you have any grapes?”

Onions Was Such a Good Dog

One day when I was young I walked into the kitchen and saw my dad cutting up onions, and just everything came over me I broke down crying. Onions was such a good dog.

Habit Forming

The national committee of tailors has issued a warning about making clothes for nuns.

Apparently, it’s habit forming.

Tone: light-hearted