Why can’t childless men tell dad jokes?
They aren’t kidding.
Tone: light-hearted
Light-hearted humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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What’s the Bread For?
An Irishman stops by the market and picks up two cases of Guinness, a quart of scotch and a loaf of bread.
When he gets home he carries the purchases into the kitchen and puts them on the counter. His wife sees this and says, “So… are we havin’ a party?”
The Irishman says, “No.”
And his wife says, “Then what’s the bread for?”
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Forty Five Minutes Toilet Memes
When you get up after spending forty-five minutes on the toilet looking at memes
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That Was Patricia
When someone tells you how drunk you were last night
That wasn’t me. That was Patricia.
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5ft Apart Never Caught
Telling my future grandchildren how I stood only 5ft apart instead of 6ft in 2020
AND I NEVER GOT CAUGHT NEITHER
