Tone: light-hearted

Light-hearted humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Huge Fart Stomach Ache

    Huge Fart Stomach Ache

    When you let out a huge-ass fart and your stomach ache disappears

  • That Was Patricia

    That Was Patricia

    When someone tells you how drunk you were last night

    That wasn’t me. That was Patricia.

  • First Cell Mitosis

    First Cell Mitosis

    The first cell that underwent mitosis must have been like

  • Fat Bottomed Girls Freddie

    Fat Bottomed Girls Freddie

    Her: He’s probably thinking about fat bottomed girls

    Him:

  • Airwrecka McBride

    Airwrecka McBride

    I’ve been spelling Erica wrong my entire life.

    AIRWRECKA McBRIDE – PARENT

  • 5ft Apart Never Caught

    5ft Apart Never Caught

    Telling my future grandchildren how I stood only 5ft apart instead of 6ft in 2020

    AND I NEVER GOT CAUGHT NEITHER

  • Short Notice

    My son’s doctor called in a panic and exclaimed, “You need to get to my office immediately! I have dire news.” Very worried, I rushed over to find out what was so critical.

    When I arrived, he explained, “After a careful review of your son’s charts, I believe that he won’t grow past five feet tall. I’m very sorry to have to deliver this bad news.”

    I ask, “OK, but why was this such an emergency? Couldn’t this meeting have waited a few days?”

    He answered, “I thought you want to know now, although I’m sorry about the short notice.”

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  • Wheel Of Fortune Buy An I

    Wheel Of Fortune Buy An I

    WHEEL OF FORTUNE

    IS IT BAD THAT I LAUGH WHEN THIS GUY SAYS “I’D LIKE TO BUY AN I”

  • Stephen King Has a Son Named Joe

    Stephen King has a son named Joe.

    I’m not joking, but he is.

  • Five Guys

    Five Guys

    I DON’T THINK THERE’S ACTUALLY FIVE GUYS IN THIS.