Tone: light-hearted

Light-hearted humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Deer Dragging Direction Makes All The Difference

    Two goober hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too.

    “Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something… but I can tell you that it’s much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the ground.”

    After the third hunter left, the two goobers decided to try it.

    A little while later one said to the other, “You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!”

    “Yeah,” the other added, “but we’re getting farther away from the truck….”

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  • Wife Interrupts Husband’s Porn Search for Curtains

    A husband, his wife asleep, goes to the computer in the living room, opens the browser and starts looking through some porn pics.

    He’s looking, looking, suddenly he hears behind him:

    “Wait wait wait! Scroll up! Again! One more!.. Yes! These are the curtains I want for the kitchen!”

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  • Sofishticated

    What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

    Sofishticated.

  • Safety in Numb Bears

    Most zoo dentists refuse to treat a grizzly without strong anesthesia first.

    Because there’s safety in numb bears.

  • Roland the Farter

    Roland the Farter

    Imagine farting so good that the King gives you a 30 acre estate.

    Imagine someone farting so good, that you’re reading about them right now, 900 years later.

    Roland the Farter – a medieval flatulist who lived in twelfth-century England. Given Hemingstone manor in Suffolk and 12 hectares (30 acres) of land in return for his services as a jester for King Henry II. Each year he was obliged to perform “Unum saltum et siffletum et unum bumbulum” (one jump, one whistle, and one fart) for the King’s court at Christmas.

  • Closer To Millionaire Than Bill Gates

    Closer To Millionaire Than Bill Gates

    r/Showerthoughts

    You are probably closer to being a millionaire than Bill Gates.

  • Shark Stepping On Lego

    Shark Stepping On Lego

    Rare photo of a shark stepping on a Lego.

  • Just This WAP

    Just This WAP

    “Are you carrying any liquids?”

    “Just this WAP”

  • Top 10 Signs You Just Bought a Lemon of a Car

    10. Your tinted windows are also known as Hefty garbage bags.

    9. The car reaches its optimum speed when going downhill.

    8. The hi-tech stereo system often requires a new needle.

    7. The rear-view mirror says, “Objects in Mirror Are Better Than This Piece of Junk.”

    6. The odometer on the dashboard is not as sophisticated as the everyday abacus.

    5. Traffic Watch warns other drivers what highway you’re taking.

    4. The sticker on the windshield says, “Batteries Not Included.”

    3. You fill up the tank with Unleaded Coals.

    2. You can only go to restaurants that offer Valet Pushing.

    1. When you approach hitchhikers, they put their thumbs down.

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  • Poop Deck Confusion Lands Lifetime Cruise Ban

    I haven’t been allowed back on a cruise ship ever since that whole ‘poop deck’ misunderstanding.