An old man goes to the urologist to talk about having another child.
The doctor says, “Do you know your sperm count?”
The old man replies, “I didn’t know they could do math!”
Tone: light-hearted
Light-hearted humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Blacksmith Dog
I trained my dog to be a blacksmith.
He made a bolt for the door.
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French Fries
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
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Moo-spaper
How do cows stay up to date?
They read the moo-spaper.
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Strongest Days
Which days are the strongest?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
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In a Nutshell
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.
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They Were Wright
About a hundred years ago a couple brothers said they could fly.
They were Wright.
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Violins
Did you know that the string section of an orchestra is the most dangerous?
It’s because of all the violins.
