Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
Tone: light-hearted
Light-hearted humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Moo-spaper
How do cows stay up to date?
They read the moo-spaper.
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Strongest Days
Which days are the strongest?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
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In a Nutshell
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?
In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.
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They Were Wright
About a hundred years ago a couple brothers said they could fly.
They were Wright.
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Violins
Did you know that the string section of an orchestra is the most dangerous?
It’s because of all the violins.
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A Stolen Car
Two police officers stood beside a man who was bitterly crying.
“Wow,” said one police officer, “he must have really loved that car.”
“Not really,” said the other police officer. “It was five years old but fully insured. He’s crying because he just filled his gas tank.”
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Eaton / Dayton
I was datin’ this girl from Eaton.
Or maybe it was the other way around and she was from Dayton.
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Short Staffed
I went to a restaurant run by midgets and the service was terrible.
In their defense, they’re short staffed.
