I told my daughter that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning. She asked me…
“How do you know it was on its way to work?”
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I told my daughter that I saw a deer on the way to work this morning. She asked me…
“How do you know it was on its way to work?”

When going fishing, take an Action Figure with you…. it will make your catch look amazing!!!

Always remember
someone, somewhere is
having a worse day than
you

STEP UP YOUR JERK OFF GAME WITH
THE RIBBED STRANGER

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One DOLLAR 00/100
10/24/12
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For: DA BOOTY
Ready to hit up the club.

Before the invention of the train, people had to run a wagon on your Mom.