Light Hearted Jokes, Memes & Dark Humor

Snoop’s Brown Rhymes: The Dre Connection!

What is brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre

Font Fun: Type Joke at the Bar

Times New Roman and Lucinda Calligraphy go into a bar.
The barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve your type here”.

C Is for the Pirate’s True Love

What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
You might be tempted to say “Arrrrrrr” but a pirate’s first love is the C.

Naming Twins: The Drumroll of Anna 1 & 2

What did the drummer name his new twin daughters?
Anna 1, Anna 2

Where’s Waldo? But How’s He Doing?

Everyone wants to know where’s Waldo.
Nobody asks how’s Waldo.

Linux: The Only Option for Spacebound Astronauts!

Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can’t open Windows in space.

Church’s Board Meeting

After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church’s board following the close of the service.
The first man to arrive and greet the minister was a total stranger.

“You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board members,” explained the minister.

“I know,” said the man, “but if there is anyone here more bored than I am, I’d like to meet him.”

Tone: light-hearted