I asked my Scottish friend how many sexual partners he’s had.
He started counting but soon fell asleep.
Tone: raunchy
Raunchy humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Why a Small Cruise Ship Is Like a Guy
Why is a small cruise ship like a guy suffering from premature ejaculation?
Both of them only need a couple of tugs.
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The Girl on the Right
I'm no doctor, but if anyone here is gonna save this man's life, it's the girl on the right
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Joe Exotic and Elmo
Straight men addicted to meth
Joe Exotic
Americans shocked that a tiger is only $2000
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Drinking Water Intensely
u ever drink water rlly intensely n it's dripping down ur chin n shit but ur lettin it and in that moment u really and truly are a dirty slut for water
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A Microwave Dinner
I sexually identify as a microwave dinner, because I am ready in 5 minutes, look nothing like my photos, and I'm just satisfying enough for you to want me again when you're desperate.
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A Question About Anal Beads
Yo. When you put anal beads in your girl are you supposed to pull them out slowly or real quick like you're trying to start a lawnmower?
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Satan’s Department
Hello Friends, this is Satan. I’m here to remind you that plagues, great floods and, pandemics are god’s department. I just do orgies and metal bands.
