FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
MOTHERFUCKER…….UGGGHH!!!
Tone: raunchy
Raunchy humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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A Scientist’s Invention
Scientist: …my invention can create matter in all three forms. Gas, liquid, and solid.
My asshole:
You know, I’m something of a scientist myself
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Men Who Think Ahead
Her: I really like men that think ahead.
Me: I already drank a liter of pineapple juice.
Her: What?
Me: What?
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At the Supermarket
*approaches hot blonde at supermarket*
“Excuse me but has anyone ever told you that you’re blocking the fucking Lunchables?”
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When Your Crush Borrows Your Ruler
When your crush borrows your ruler in class and she asks why there's a mark on it at 3 inches
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Sneaking Into Your Girlfriend’s Room
When you try to sneak into your girlfriend's room at night but you accidentally go in her brothers room so you fuck him instead
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome
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An Anonymous Post
> been chatting with cute 14 year old girl
> really flirty and sexy
> now she tells me she’s an undercover cop
> how fucking cool is that for someone her age
