I GOT IN TOUCH WITH MY INNER SELF TODAY
THAT’S THE LAST TIME I’LL BUY 1 PLY TOILET PAPER AT THE DOLLAR STORE
Tone: relatable
Relatable humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Stop Limiting Yourself
If having one glass of wine makes you happy, imagine having seven. Stop limiting yourself.
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Danny Glover Was Just 41
Danny Glover was just 41 when he decided he was getting too old for this shit. Let that sink in.
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Nothing’s More American
They say nothing’s more American than grabbing a hotdog, heading to the ballpark and watching nine guys from the Dominican Republic make magic on the field.
— Will Ferrell
