It’s true what they say: “If you don’t like the weather in New England, it’s because it freaking sucks. Why do we live here? Ooh, foliage!”
Tone: Sarcastic
Sarcastic jokes, dry insults, eye-roll energy, and punchlines that need a workplace warning from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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March Madness Used to Mean Basketball, Not Politics
March Madness used to mean basketball, not politics.
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A Sour Teen Wearing a Hoodie and Miniskirt
Hey, sour teen wearing a hoodie and tiny miniskirt with knee socks combo: Have you considered that it’s your outfit making you unhappy?
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Scandal Rocks Vatican
Saw a headline: “Scandal Rocks Vatican.” If the Pope really wants to appeal to young people, he needs to get newer bands than that.
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People Are Shocked by Ryan Lochte and Company
Weird how people are acting shocked by Ryan Lochte and company acting like idiots, as if they never met any jocks in high school.
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Today’s Intelligence World Changes So Rapidly
Today’s intelligence world changes so rapidly; it’s all the CIA can do to pretend not to keep up.
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I’m Concerned About Syrian Refugees Being Sent to Alabama
I’m concerned about the Syrian refugees being sent to Alabama. Haven’t these poor people suffered enough?
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New Jersey Quarantined
BREAKING NEWS
NEW JERSEY QUARANTINED
NOT BECAUSE OF CORONAVIRUS. JUST BECAUSE IT SUCKS.
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Trump and Pence Discuss Immigration
Trump: The less immigrants we let in, the better.
Pence: The fewer.
Trump: Shhh, don't call me that in public yet.
