Her: I didn’t find any hair in your car
Me: Okay .. so?
Her: Soo who’s the bald woman?
Tone: Sarcastic
Sarcastic jokes, dry insults, eye-roll energy, and punchlines that need a workplace warning from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Only White Men Can Handle This
sorry black boys, only white men can handle this
On behalf of black men everywhere we whole heartedly support your decision
On behalf of all white people, we sincerely admire your graciousness. However, we will be declining your generous offer and adamantly urge that the Mexicans take one for the team.
On behalf of the Mexicans there is some jobs we won’t even do maybe the Asians can take this one
On behalf of the Asian culture, we also kindly decline the generous act, as we are practicing our arithmetic, playing piano, and ninja flying arts, maybe the Muslims have the answer you seek
On behalf of all Muslims, we’re gonna have to decline the offer for the simple fact we don’t eat pork
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You Ain’t That Straight
Israel Health Minister Yaakov Litzman, who previously claimed that the coronavirus was “divine punishment against homosexuality,” has tested positive for the virus.
I said, “Well, you ain’t that straight.”
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Government Can See You Through Your Webcam
worm on a string @sunsetdrive_
“the government can see you thru ur webcam” whatre they gonna do? watch me jack off and cry? woah im so scared.
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Wife on a Dating Site
Dude, you better come see this. Your wife is on a dating site
That lying bitch!
She is not “fun to be around”
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Try again, Einstein
Day after day, the same guy keeps taking my favorite parking space at work, so I keep keying the sides of his car. And each morning, he shows up again with it painted a new color and with a different license plate, just to confuse me. Ha! Try again, Einstein!
