Tone: shocking

Shocking humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

I’m not a fan of trite sayings, but “It’s not who you know, it’s

I’m not a fan of trite sayings, but “It’s not who you know, it’s who you blow” sure got me a lot of Girl Scout merit badges.
Turns out you can teach an old dog new tricks. You just have to

Turns out you can teach an old dog new tricks. You just have to send her to the Convention Center beat and pimp her out really cheap.
Call me a “cheap ho” all you want — I’m still not throwing in

Call me a “cheap ho” all you want — I’m still not throwing in the midget for free.
While I appreciate the tribe welcoming me into their fold, I

While I appreciate the tribe welcoming me into their fold, I knew I was in for a long night when they put me up in a wigwam with Splayed with Aching Clitoris.
I’ll bet the fun of overhearing a voice in your hotel’s hallway

I’ll bet the fun of overhearing a voice in your hotel’s hallway say, “I’m gonna get DEEP into your ass tonight, baby!” would fade pretty quickly if you then hear your own door click open.
I like my coffee like I like my women: half-digested and culled

I like my coffee like I like my women: half-digested and culled from the feces of the Asian Palm Civet.
I’m just a kid at heart. A huge-titted, porn-watching,

I’m just a kid at heart. A huge-titted, porn-watching, masturbating kid.
I love those days when you spend the whole day in your PJs. And

I love those days when you spend the whole day in your PJs. And my co-workers *really* love the crotchless silk teddy I’m wearing.
Life lesson: Never play Naked Quarters if you don’t know what’s

Life lesson: Never play Naked Quarters if you don’t know what’s in the glass your friends refer to as “The Money Shot.”
Okay, say you fucked your sister… Just say it. I’m trying to

Okay, say you fucked your sister… Just say it. I’m trying to get a free vacation out of Jerry Springer.