Who you lasting longer with?
1 minute with Mike Tyson
OR
1 minute with Mia Khalifa?
I don’t think I’d even be able to get an erection with Tyson….but I’ll try.
Tone: shocking
Shocking humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Cucumbers Are Really Good for Memory
Cucumbers are really good for memory.
I stuck one up my friend’s ass 3 years ago and he still remembers (It was consensual)
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You Ever Get Laid in a Sleeping Bag?
You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It’s awful.
You can’t even move, you’re drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth.
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What Do Smoking Cigarettes and Eating Pussy Have in Common
WHAT DO SMOKING CIGARETTES AND EATING PUSSY HAVE IN COMMON?
WHAT?
THE FLAVOR CHANGES WHEN YOU GET TO THE BUTTT
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Twix Dark vs Twix White – Giant Cookie Bar
Twix Dark
Twix White
GIANT COOKIE BAR
Cookie Bar
Cocoa Crisp 150 kcal
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When You Gotta Change a Tire But Dont Wanna Get Your Trousers Dirty
When you gotta change a tire but dont wanna get your trousers dirty
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Today on the Bus I Told a Lady She Had Semen on the Back of Her Shirt
TODAY ON THE BUS I TOLD A LADY SHE HAD SEMEN ON THE BACK OF HER SHIRT.
SHE SAID IT WAS PROBABLY YOGURT.
I’M PRETTY SURE I DON’T EJACULATE YOGURT.
