This one different, he lookin for his father
Pixar Presents: Finding Negro
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This one different, he lookin for his father
Pixar Presents: Finding Negro

interviewer: any experience operating heavy machinery?
guy: does your mom count?
interviewer: lmao fuck you’re hired

A boy asks his mom, “Why am i black and you’re white?”
Mom replied, “Don’t even go there. The way that party went. You’re lucky you don’t bark”

YOU WIN THIS TIME PENIS
One of these days I’m going to find you, and when i do…..

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she’ll never forget.
Because elephants never fucking forget.

SHE USED VASELINE TO GIVE ME A HANDJOB
I CAME 3 TIMES IN THE SHOWER TRYING TO WASH THE SHIT OFF

A finger in her ass will eliminate the gag reflex
This is science … you can’t debate it … just try it …

SEX POSITION #189: THE JOHN WILKES BOOTH
YOU BLOW A LOAD ON THE BACK OF SOMEONE’S HEAD IN A MOVIE THEATER AND TRY TO ESCAPE BEFORE YOU GET CAUGHT.

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Killing black people is like saying the N-word…
They do it all the time, but get really angry when white people join in.