Tone: shocking

Shocking humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Epstein’s Christmas Dinner

    What does Jeffrey Epstein serve for a Christmas dinner?

    Holy infant, so tender and mild.

  • Why Was Six Afraid of Seven

    Why was six afraid of seven?

    Seven was black.

  • Teeth Marks

    How do you know that a suicide victim was gay?

    The teeth marks are farther down the barrel.

  • Ever Been Driving and Flick a Cigarette Out the Window

    Ever Been Driving and Flick a Cigarette Out the Window

    Ever been driving and flick a cigarette out the window, then a minute later smell something and look in the back seat to find your grandmother fingering herself?

  • Spilled Lemonade

    What did Adolf Hitler do when he spilled his lemonade all over the table?

    He wiped off the “Juice.”

  • The 69th Wedding Anniversary

    The 69th wedding anniversary should be the dildo anniversary. Not only is the number appropriate, but you’re definitely not fucking anyone by then.

  • Fixing the boat

    Plugging the hole in the row boat with my penis wasn’t a bad idea, but forgetting to take out my piercing barbell *was* — although the bass didn’t seem to think so.

  • Going to the Dentist

    Just when I thought I’d get a break from my day job as a prostitute by going to the dentist, I realized I was actually paying *him* to shove his throbbing tool in my mouth.

  • Came out of the closet

    While the police are wrongly referring to it as an aborted attempt to rob a convenience store, I couldn’t be prouder that I finally came out of the closet with my pantyhose fetish.

  • A lot of things changed

    When my girlfriend got pregnant, a lot of things changed.
    Like my name, my phone number, and my address.