Tone: shocking

Shocking humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • If a Woman Needs It, Should She Be Spanked?

    If a Woman Needs It, Should She Be Spanked?

    If a Woman Needs It, Should She Be Spanked?

    [Today’s question by Herman Merlin, 125 Broad St. New York 4, N. Y.]

    MIGUEL MATOS, Brooklyn, counterman: “Why not? If they don’t know how to behave by the time they’re adults, they should be treated like children and spanked. That ought to make them grow up in a hurry. If it doesn’t at first, they’ll soon get the idea.”

    FRANK DESIDERIO, Brooklyn, barber: “Yes, when they deserve it. As a barber, I’ve got a lot of faith in the hairbrush. I think there are certain cases when it is advisable. When it is, there’s no reason why you shouldn’t go right ahead and do it. I can’t knock the idea. In my business, a man sets a lot of store by the results he can get with a hairbrush properly applied.”

    TEDDY GALLEI, Brooklyn, parking lot attendant: “You bet. It teaches them who’s boss. A lot of women tend to forget this is a man’s world and a lot of men who stepped down as boss of a family wish they hadn’t. Spanking might help get back some of the respect they lost.”

    WILLIAM DAVIS, Brooklyn, toy factory owner: “Yes. Most of them have it coming to them anyway. If they don’t, it will remind them how well off they are. I subscribe to the theory that an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.”

  • Kids Today Have It Too Easy

    Kids Today Have It Too Easy

    Kids today have it too easy, all they have to do is click to watch a midget fuck a goat. We had to buy a goat and capture a midget.

  • Grandma Used to Say Don’t Brag About How Good You Can Cook

    Grandma Used to Say Don’t Brag About How Good You Can Cook

    Grandma used to say, “Don’t brag about how good you can cook, men will eat 3 day old pizza. Impress him with anal sex.”

  • Black Friday – Use Promo Code George Floyd and Save 100%

    Black Friday – Use Promo Code George Floyd and Save 100%

    BLACK FRIDAY

    by @MarkDice

    USE PROMO CODE “GEORGE FLOYD” AND SAVE 100%

  • My Cum Sock Watching Me Fuck a Sex Doll

    My Cum Sock Watching Me Fuck a Sex Doll

    My cum sock watching me fuck a sex doll

    am i a joke to u

  • Girl I Know It’s Not Bingo Night But Ima Still Help You Find That G Spot

    Girl I Know It’s Not Bingo Night But Ima Still Help You Find That G Spot

    Girl I know its not bingo night

    But ima still help you find that G spot

  • Epstein’s Christmas Dinner

    What does Jeffrey Epstein serve for a Christmas dinner?

    Holy infant, so tender and mild.

  • Why Was Six Afraid of Seven

    Why was six afraid of seven?

    Seven was black.

  • Teeth Marks

    How do you know that a suicide victim was gay?

    The teeth marks are farther down the barrel.

  • Ever Been Driving and Flick a Cigarette Out the Window

    Ever Been Driving and Flick a Cigarette Out the Window

    Ever been driving and flick a cigarette out the window, then a minute later smell something and look in the back seat to find your grandmother fingering herself?