Did you know that when pigeons have sex they die?
Really?
Well the one I fucked did
Tone: shocking
Shocking humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Your Word Is Seaward – C-U-N… Please No Jesus Stop
moderator: your word is ‘seaward’
spelling bee contestant: C-U-N…
moderator: please no jesus stop
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Big Tits on Babies
My wife asked me if I wish she had been born with big tits.
I told her that I find big tits on babies disturbing.
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Can You Find the Black Guy?
Can you find the black guy?
No. Because he is a human just like the rest of us
Just kidding he is in jail
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So Fred, You’re 97! What’s Your Secret?
Reporter: So Fred, you’re 97! What’s your secret?
Fred: I sucked a cock for a watch once.
Reporter: I meant secret of your longevity.
Fred: Oh! Fruits and vegetables.
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Top Was 3 Yrs Ago.. A Lot Has Changed, We Blessed
Top was 3 yrs ago.. A lot has changed for the 😊 we blessed
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Who You Lasting Longer With – Mike Tyson or Mia Khalifa?
Who you lasting longer with?
1 minute with Mike Tyson
OR
1 minute with Mia Khalifa?
I don’t think I’d even be able to get an erection with Tyson….but I’ll try.
