My grief councillor died last week.
Luckily for me, though, he was very good at his job, because I really don’t give a shit.
Tone: shocking
Shocking humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Love on the Move: Dating Without Ties
The great thing about dating a homeless woman is you can just drop her off anywhere.
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Never Forget: A Witty Reminder
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said you’d never forget!!! -
Nuns vs. Vampire: A Roadside Showdown!
Two nuns were out driving one night when a vampire jumped onto the hood of their car.
The first nun yelled to the second “Sister, show him your cross!”
So the second nun leaned out the window and screamed “Hey! Get the fuck off our car!” -
Eyes Wide Open: A Unique Surgery Success
Went to school with a guy who was born without eyelids. He underwent surgery where they circumcised him and used the foreskin to create natural looking eyelids. The operation was a success.
He still looks a little cockeyed though.
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Lawyer Overboard: Throw Another Lawyer!
If a lawyer falls overboard in shark infested waters, what do you throw in the water?
Another lawyer.
