Grandma used to say, “Don’t brag about how good you can cook, men will eat 3 day old pizza. Impress him with anal sex.”
Tone: shocking
Shocking humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Black Friday – Use Promo Code George Floyd and Save 100%
BLACK FRIDAY
by @MarkDice
USE PROMO CODE “GEORGE FLOYD” AND SAVE 100%
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Girl I Know It’s Not Bingo Night But Ima Still Help You Find That G Spot
Girl I know its not bingo night
But ima still help you find that G spot
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Epstein’s Christmas Dinner
What does Jeffrey Epstein serve for a Christmas dinner?
Holy infant, so tender and mild.
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Why Was Six Afraid of Seven
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was black.
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Teeth Marks
How do you know that a suicide victim was gay?
The teeth marks are farther down the barrel.
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Ever Been Driving and Flick a Cigarette Out the Window
Ever been driving and flick a cigarette out the window, then a minute later smell something and look in the back seat to find your grandmother fingering herself?
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Spilled Lemonade
What did Adolf Hitler do when he spilled his lemonade all over the table?
He wiped off the “Juice.”
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The 69th Wedding Anniversary
The 69th wedding anniversary should be the dildo anniversary. Not only is the number appropriate, but you’re definitely not fucking anyone by then.
