GOOD HANDJOB TIP:
1) Put it in your mouth.
But not just the tip.
Suggestive humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

Dear Lord. If you could just look away for 2 minutes.

So you’re OK tattooing my pussy?
Yes, of course, you realise I’m going to have to numb it first?
Yeah that’s fine…..
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Men should ejaculate at least 21 times per month to reduce the risk of developing prostate cancer.
Christian @galacticla: It’s June 23rd and I’m already done with August.
Do Amish boyfriends rowboat the girlfriend’s titties?

MIDGET POLE DANCING
FOR WHEN YOU’RE SHORT ON CASH