My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch.
I call it lunch.
Tone: witty
Witty humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN…
They will get very angry.
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Farmers are not only good at their job
Farmers are not only good at their job, but they are also outstanding in their fields.
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I wouldn’t say I’m a big drinker
I wouldn’t say I’m a big drinker. I usually just have a glass of whiskey before bed.
Last night I went to bed 8 times.
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Michael Jackson put out some very good albums
Michael Jackson put out some very good albums.
But I think we can all agree his 7th album was Bad.
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Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.
Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.
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I was up All Night Long trying to listen to my collection of Lionel Richie songs, from A to Z
I was up All Night Long trying to listen to my collection of Lionel Richie songs, from A to Z… but I am stuck on U.
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I failed my college photography exam
I failed my college photography exam.
I just couldn’t focus.
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The Teaspoon
The invention of the teaspoon caused quite a stir.
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Inflation Joke
Last year, I had a great joke about inflation.
But it’s hardly worth it now.
