People who make broad generalizations are always wrong.
Tone: witty
Witty humor, jokes, memes, and punchlines sorted by emotional damage level from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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As Close As I’m Allowed to Get
I tried to come up with a joke about restraining orders. But this is as close as I’m allowed to get.
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We’ll See
My daughter and I are getting glasses today. And after that? We’ll see.
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I asked a Scottish guy to name all the women he slept with
I asked a Scottish guy to name all the women he slept with.
He fell asleep.
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Comic books missing the last page
All the comic books I bought from the store are missing the last page, so I have to draw my own conclusions.
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A mime was arrested after breaking his left arm in a bar fight
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.
He still…has the right to remain silent.
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Failed Math So Many Times I Can’t Even Count
I was horrible in school.
I failed math so many times I can’t even count.
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Geology Rocks, but Geography Is Where It’s At
Geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at.
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Maine Postal Abbreviation Confusion
Does anyone else have trouble remembering whether the postal abbreviation for Maine is ma, mi or mn?
Or is it just me?
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Predicting What’s Inside a Wrapped Present
Not to brag, but I have this incredible talent in predicting what’s inside a wrapped present.
It’s a gift.
