I like how my new doctor knocks before he enters the exam room when I’m in there.
Because of his thoughtfulness, I may never get caught boosting drug samples and hypodermic needles again.
Topic: death
Death jokes, funeral humor, grim memes, and mortality-themed laughs for anyone coping with existence through deeply inappropriate timing.
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Bananas: Prostate Power with a Side of Reminder!
My doctor told me bananas were good for the prostate.
I wish he had also told me I needed to eat them.
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Surprise Countdown: The Ultimate Plot Twist!
If I ever blow up a building, I’m going to wire the bomb so that it goes off with 10 seconds still showing on the timer.
Won’t that guy with the wire cutters be surprised!
