Topic: death

One day, he made three predictions. One year from today, I will die. Two years from today, my mother will die. Three years from today, my father will die.

Sure enough, a year later he died.

The father, getting the picture in a big way, loaded up his wife with a million dollars in life insurance.

Sure enough, a year later she died. He figured he had a year to live it up with that life insurance, which he did, spending every penny of it.

The eve of his projected death, he drank himself into a stupor. To his amazement, he woke up the next morning with nothing more than a bad hangover. He stumbled to the back porch to get the milk for his coffee, where he found the milk man dead.