Topic: death

Death jokes, funeral humor, grim memes, and mortality-themed laughs for anyone coping with existence through deeply inappropriate timing.

  • Hooker Drowned 10 Minutes

    Hooker Drowned 10 Minutes

    When the hooker you just drowned still has another 10 minutes you paid for

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  • Constipation Movie Carl

    Constipation Movie Carl

    CARL, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE MOVIE CONSTIPATION?

    DAD…

    I SAID, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT IT, CARL

    SIGH….NO

    IT NEVER CAME OUT, CARL

    CARL, IT NEVER CAME OUT.

    I HATE YOU DAD

  • Little Hoarse

    Little Hoarse

    i’m not sick

    i’m just a little hoarse

    SO MUCH PUN.COM

  • Push Up Last Year

    Push Up Last Year

    Why are my arms so weak?

    It’s like I did that push-up last year for nothing.

  • Walter Summerford Lightning

    Walter Summerford Lightning

    A man named Walter Summerford was struck by lightening 3 times in his life. After his death, his gravestone was also struck.

    Jesus Christ!

    FUCK THAT GUY

  • Odyssey Named After

    Odyssey Named After

    odysseus: we now set out on our odyssey.

    sailor: [raising hand] what’s an odyssey?

    odysseus: a long journey named after the only survivor.

    sailor: oh ok wait what.

  • Rest In Peace

    Rest In Peace

    Wife: Babe you know if you die, I’m definitely coming with you.

    Husband: I can’t even rest in peace.

  • Margaret Glasses

    Margaret Glasses

    Seriously Margaret… Don’t you think it’s about time you got glasses?

  • Top 14 Movies About Necrophilia

    The Top 14 Movies About Necrophilia

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    14. Driving Miss Pushing Up Daisies
    13. Some Like It Cold
    12. Peggy Sue Got Buried
    11. People to Do in Denver Who are Dead
    10. Sex, Flies and Videotape
    9. Lifeless in Seattle
    8. The Right Stiff
    7. Dr. Jekyll and Miss Formaldehyde
    6. How Stella Got Her Grave Back
    5. Four Beddings at a Funeral
    4. The Corpse Whisperer
    3. CASketball
    2. Waiting to Exhume
    1. Blue Vulva

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  • Hurts Doesnt It

    A married guy was out getting a little “strange stuff” when he suffered a massive heart attack and died. The undertaker called his wife as he was preparing the body, saying, “Your late husband died with a tremendous erection that we can’t get to go away… What would you like us to do?”

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    To which she replied, “Somehow, that doesn’t surprise me… Cut it off and stuff it in his ass.”

    When she went to view the body she noticed a somewhat pained expression on her deceased husband’s face as he lay in the casket. Bending over him she said softly, “Hurts, doesn’t it?”

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