“MEN TEND TO CHOOSE HIGH
PAYING PROFESSIONS – LIKE
DOCTOR, ENGINEER, CEO,
ETC.,
WHILE WOMEN NATURALLY GO
TOWARD LOWER PAYING
CAREERS –
LIKE FEMALE DOCTOR, FEMALE
ENGINEER, AND FEMALE CEO.”
Topic: gender
Gender jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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High-Paying Professions
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Men Are Better at Everything
Just to prove men are
better at everything….
We won
‘Woman of the Year’
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Gender Is Like the Twin Towers
Jacob Manton
Dec 29, 2018 at 12:46 AM
Gender is like the twin towers
There used to be 2 and now it’s a sensitive subject -
If you meet a woman that admits she’s wrong
If you meet a woman that admits she’s wrong, apologises & changes her ways. Dump her, that might be a man, women don’t do that.
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TGIF Shoes
Why did the blonde write TGIF on the insides of all of her shoes?
As a reminder: Toes go in first.
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Spell Way
A husband got home early from work. He grabbed a beer from the fridge, sat in his favorite recliner and put the TV on a game!
His wife got home late from work! She immediately started dinner, the laundry and vacuuming!
As she walked by, her husband grabbed her hand and asked, “What are the chances of me getting laid tonight?”
She said, “Spell way!”
He replied, “W-A-Y!”
She said, “You forgot the F.”
He said, “There is no F in way!”
His wife replied, “Exactly!”
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Adam and the Cost of a Mate
After God created Adam, Adam came to God and said, “You created all the animals and each one has a mate, but I’m alone. Can you create me one also?”
God replied, “Well Adam, I can create a mate for you. It will be the crown of my creation, someone who will serve you, and your every need and desire. The most beautiful and loving creature. She will take care of you always, and give you all the respect that is deserving of you. The only thing is, it will cost you an arm and a leg.”
Adam thought for a second and said, “That’s a bit steep, what can I get for a rib?”
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Iron This
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and yells, “If I’m about to die, I want to die feeling like a woman!”
She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there anyone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?”
A drunk fellow stands up, removes his shirt and says, “HERE, FUCKIN’ IRON THIS!”
