“What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?”
“I’ll spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.”
Topic: sexual innuendo
Sexual innuendo jokes, memes, dark humor, awkward moments, and weird little disasters from Chaotic Meh — sharp, strange, and probably not safe to explain at brunch.
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20 minutes looking for a golf ball
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Okay, who farted?
Three guys from San Francisco are in a hot tub when suddenly a large blob of semen rises to the top.
One of the guys stands up, angry, and asks, “Okay, WHO farted?” -
Unplugged Desires: The Seductive Guitar Sound
Did you hear about the guitar that aroused people when played?
It had to be put on the sexy Fenders register.
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Flapaccino: The Female Teabag Twist
What do you call the female version of teabagging?
A flapaccino
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Loophole Lust: Aroused by Legal Technicalities
What about the guy who was aroused by loopholes in the law?
He got off on a technicality.
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Banana Affair: The Peeling Verdict!
Did you hear about the man who was found guilty of having sex with a banana?
He got off on a peel.
