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Dark Humor Jokes

A focused hub for Chaotic Meh dark humor jokes, savage one-liners, edgy topics, and questionable punchlines that probably need adult supervision.

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Three women were in the waiting room of a gynecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their…

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A Russian spy, an American spy, and an Italian spy were captured by a terrorist organization and kept in the…

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A farmer was getting sucked off by his goat when a group of bicyclists passed by. In shock, they went…

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A public health official visits a hospital. On the tour, they see a man furiously masturbating while a nurse checks…

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A young native boy goes to a whorehouse for his first experience but is turned away for being underage and…

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A wife goes on vacation and asks her husband how her cat is doing. The husband says, “The cat’s dead.”…

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An elderly husband asks his wife if she remembers the first time they had sex behind the village tavern. They…

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In Russia, a man is driving with his wife and small child when a policeman pulls him over on suspicion…

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A beautiful woman walks into a doctor’s office. The doctor tells her to take off her pants and starts rubbing…

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“I have two pieces of bad news,” the doctor says. “What are they?” “Well, the first piece of news is…

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I’ll never forget my grandfather’s last words to me. “Stop shaking the ladder, you fucking twat!”

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My brother took going to jail really badly. He refused to eat, spat and swore at anyone who came near…