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Dark Humor Jokes
A focused hub for Chaotic Meh dark humor jokes, savage one-liners, edgy topics, and questionable punchlines that probably need adult supervision.
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Clarence Buys a Cheap Suit
Clarence goes downtown to buy an inexpensive, or rather, a cheap suit. He goes into one store and every suit…
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He Would Never Use Your Golf Clubs
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch when the husband looks over and says, “Honey, if I died,…
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The Fairy and the 30th Anniversary Wish
A husband and wife were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at a fancy restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny fairy appeared on…
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Reliving Our First Date
I suggested to my wife that we go to the bar separately to relive our first date. So I walked…
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The Safari and the Mother-in-Law
Ben went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One night, deep in the jungle, his wife woke up and…
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The Ex-Wife Tom Never Had
After a long courtship, Tom finally marries his longtime girlfriend. One day after the honeymoon, Tom is in the garage…
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The Blonde and the Bet on the News
Jack walked into a sports bar late one evening and sat down next to a blonde woman watching the news.…
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The Voodoo Doll Wife
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked: “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone’s got…
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Daddy Longlegs in Texas
A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his…
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The Blonde and the Insemination Man
A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, as he heads out to check on the…
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The Blue Silk Pajamas and the Fishing Trip
A man called his wife and said, “Hey darling, great news! My boss invited me on a week-long fishing trip…
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Dave’s Haircut and the Pope
Dave was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber, who responded,…
