Two nuns were out driving one night when a vampire jumped onto the hood of their car.
The first nun yelled to the second “Sister, show him your cross!”
So the second nun leaned out the window and screamed “Hey! Get the fuck off our car!”
Delivery Style: bait and switch
Bait and switch joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Nuns vs. Vampire: A Roadside Showdown!
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Nuns on Wheels: Cobblestone Confessions!
Two nuns were riding their bikes to church.
One of them says “I’ve never come this way before”.
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Signs I Missed: My Wife’s Silent Shift
My wife left me for a deaf guy.
I should have seen the signs.
