Delivery Style: dialogue

Dialogue joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • The Blonde Learns How to Tell a Joke

    A blonde and a brunette are hanging out. “Can you teach me how to tell a joke?” asks the blonde.

    “People don’t seem to like my jokes,” she continued. “But everyone laughs at yours. How do you come up with such good jokes?”

    “Honestly, I’m not really naturally funny,” said the brunette. “I don’t think up my own jokes. I just take other people’s jokes and say the punchline louder.”

    “Oh…” The blonde thought long and hard for a moment. “Okay, I think I got it. Knock knock!”

    “Um… who’s there?”

    “Louder!”

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  • Turn The Car On You Filthy Who

    Turn The Car On You Filthy Who

  • Santa Claus Takes Off Hot Girl Mask

    Santa Claus Takes Off Hot Girl Mask

  • Dogs On Coffee Break Knock Knock

    Dogs On Coffee Break Knock Knock

  • Only White Men Can Handle This Race Chain

    Only White Men Can Handle This Race Chain

  • So The CIA Cant Hear Us

    So The CIA Cant Hear Us

  • Ball Type Deodorant Under My Arms

    Ball Type Deodorant Under My Arms

  • The Pope at the Gates of Heaven

    The Pope dies and stands before the Gates of Heaven…

    He knocks and St. Peter opens the Gate.

    St. Peter: “Yes? How can I help you?”

    Pope: “I want to speak with God.”

    St. Peter: “And you are?”

    Pope, frustrated: “I’m the Pope!”

    St. Peter: “Doesn’t ring a bell.”

    Pope, very angry: “I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH GOD!”

    St. Peter closes the Gate and goes to God.

    St. Peter: “My Lord, there is someone who wants to talk with you.”

    God: “Who?”

    St. Peter: “He calls himself the Pope.”

    God: “Who is that supposed to be?”

    St. Peter: “I don’t know, what should we do with him?”

    God: “Let Jesus talk with him, he spent some time down there.”

    Jesus goes to the Pope.

    A few minutes later Jesus returns laughing like there is no tomorrow.

    God: “What’s so funny, Jesus?”

    Jesus: “Father, you won’t believe this — that fishing club I founded 2,000 years ago, it still exists!”

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  • The Blonde and the River

    A blonde was staring dumbfounded at a rushing river blocking her path. As she wondered how to cross, she saw another blonde on the other side.

    She yelled, “Hey, can you help me get to the other side?”

    The other blonde replied, “You ARE on the other side!”

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  • Sister Sally and the Gin

    Sister Sally goes into the liquor store and asks for a pint of gin.

    The clerk is taken aback. “Sister. What are you doing buying such a thing?”

    “It’s okay,” replied Sister Sally. “It’s for the Mother Superior’s constipation.”

    “Oh well then that’s okay.” And he sells her the gin.

    After he closes up shop, he’s walking home and sees Sister Sally on the park bench absolutely blotto, just sloppy and singing bawdy songs and making a spectacle of herself.

    “Sister!” he cried. “I thought you said the gin was for the Mother Superior’s constipation!”

    “It is,” replied the Sister. “When she sees me like this she’s gonna shit!”

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