WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HOOKER AND JESUS?
WHAT?
THE LOOK ON THEIR FACE WHEN YOU’RE NAILING THEM.
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Delivery Style: dialogue
Dialogue joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Jesus: How Do You Celebrate My Resurrection? So There’s This Huge Fuckin Bunny
Jesus: how do you guys celebrate my resurrection?
me: uhh..
Jesus: something cool right?
me:
Jesus:
me: so there’s this huge fuckin bunny
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What Do People Call the Day I Was Crucified? Good Friday. What the FUCK.
What do people call the day I was crucified?
Good Friday.
Yeah, we call it Good Friday!
What the FUCK.
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What Makes You Think We’re Having Sex Tonight? I’m Stronger Than You.
What makes you think we’re having sex tonight?
I’m stronger than you.
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My Client Is Trapped Inside a Penny – He’s in a Cent – You’re Going to Jail With Him
Lawyer: my client is trapped inside a penny
Judge: what?
Lawyer: he’s in a cent
Judge: you’re going to jail with him
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