Where is the best place to sell a used chess set?
At a pawn shop.
Delivery Style: question and answer
Question and answer joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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Suffering From Complete Sexual Exhaustion
A smart-assed teenager at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, “What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?”
The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, “Well, I would expect you to write the exam with your other hand.”
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At the Finnish Line
Where did the Helsinki marathon end?
At the Finnish line.
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They Both Come in Olive Oil
What does Popeye and a can of sardines have in common?
They both come in olive oil.
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The Blonde and the River
A blonde was staring dumbfounded at a rushing river blocking her path. As she wondered how to cross, she saw another blonde on the other side.
She yelled, “Hey, can you help me get to the other side?”
The other blonde replied, “You ARE on the other side!”
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Brunette Jokes
What’s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
Brown-bagging it.What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
So brunettes can remember them.What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible.What’s a brunette’s mating call?
“Has the blonde left yet?”Why didn’t Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo’s butt was more manageable.Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A hostage.Who makes bras for brunettes?
Fisher-Price.Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
