Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
A redneck tells his buddy, “Hey, I just got a promotion! I’m the boss’s sexual consultant.”
His buddy says, “Sexual consultant? How did you get that job?”
And the redneck says, “I told the boss he should fire Jones in accounting. And the boss said, ‘When I want your fucking advice, I’ll ask for it.’”
A few months ago, my cousin Walter showed up at the emergency room with a cat lodged in his ass.
The family decided to write it off as a freak accident and agreed never to mention it again.
But a few days later, he was back in the hospital! Different cat. Same ass.
So yesterday, when I saw Walter at the pet store in the mall trying to buy another cat, I stopped him and said:
“Walter, every cat you buy ends up stuck in your ass. At this point, you have to admit the cats aren’t the problem.”
Walter sighed and replied:
“Okay, genius. How the hell do you suggest I get the gerbil out?”
Maybe if I fart on him
He’ll stop poking me with it
DURING SEX YOU BURN AS MUCH CALORIES AS RUNNING FOR 5 MILES.
WHO THE FUCK RUNS 5 MILES IN 30 SECONDS?
My boyfriend bought me a diamond ring…
The stone was cut in the shape of a four-leaf clover.
I wore it all the time to show how much it meant to me.
One day, I got curious and had it valued at a jeweller’s.
Unfortunately, they told me that my boyfriend had been swindled, as the diamond was actually a cubic zirconia.
It was a sham rock.
I’m not saying she is a whore, but if dicks had wings, her mouth would be an airport.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
Cannoli do so much.
Now hes just a pizza history.
I think my porn was not completely downloaded
