Delivery Style: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Drank Too Much SJP

    Drank Too Much SJP

    YOU KNOW YOU DRANK TOO MUCH

    When you wake up beside Sarah Jessica Parker…

  • Your Mom Won’t Gag

    Your Mom Won’t Gag

    Doctor: This COVID test may make you gag…

    Your mom: It won’t

  • Killing It on Harmonica

    Killing It on Harmonica

    me: [absolutely killing it on harmonica]

    taco bell cashier: are you gonna order

  • Sweet Car Online

    I just heard that Neil Diamond has sold his car on eBay…

    It’s a sweet car online.

  • A Count or a Cunt

    A kid went away to college and grew a goatee, and was very proud of it. He took a selfie and sent it to his dad with a note:

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    “This makes me look rather like a count, does it not?”

    Dad turns to mom and says, “Kid’s grown a beard, but still can’t spell.”

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  • Not What It Looks Like

    So a girl walks in and catches her boyfriend masturbating to an optical illusion. “What the hell are you doing?” she screams.

    And he says, “Honey, it’s not what it looks like.”

  • Wrong on So Many Levels

    Did you hear about the elevator operator that kept making mistakes?

    He was wrong on so many levels.

  • One Hell of an Outdoorsman

    A guy goes in for a physical; the doctor asks about his activity level. “What do you mean?” asks the guy.

    The doctor says, “Well, for example, what did you do yesterday?”

    The guy says, “Yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk, about seven miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and in my eyes. I jumped three feet in the air when I almost stepped on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills and hacked my way through some tall grass. After that I was so exhausted and dehydrated, I drank eight beers.”

    Inspired by the story, the doctor says, “Sounds like you are one hell of an outdoorsman!”

    And the guy says, “Actually, I’m just a really shitty golfer.”

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  • Tom Jones and the Siamese Twins

    A pair of drop-dead gorgeous female Siamese twins who were joined at the hip saw the ad for the concert in the local paper. One of them said, “Hey, Tom Jones is in town! How would you like to go and see him?” They agreed to go, hoping they might get to meet him.

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    Tom Jones did in fact notice them from the stage and asked for them to be sent to his room. After a couple of drinks, he asked them if they would be into any hanky-panky, and one of them definitely was, but the other one not so much. Tom asked the other one what she likes doing, and she said she actually likes to play the trombone, so he picked one up from the horn section so she could keep herself amused while he had his way with the other one.

    A couple of years later, there was another ad in the paper that the twins saw, and one of them said, “Hey, would you like to go see Tom Jones again?”

    The other twin replied, “Do you think he would remember us?”

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  • Without a Tres

    There was a Mexican magician. He said he’d disappear on the count of three. He said uno, dos, *poof*… he disappeared without a tres.