Delivery Style: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Same Middle Name

    What do Winnie the Pooh, Alexander the Great, and Andre the Giant all have in common?

    Same middle name.

  • My Wife Likes Me

    My Wife Likes Me

    LADE HERSELF @ThebigLade

    Men truly don’t realize when a woman has a crush on them, do they??

    SilverFox @dantwodaughters · 3h

    I don’t even know if my wife likes me.

  • The Difference Is Staggering

    It takes me 5 minutes to walk from my home to the bar, but 20 minutes to walk from the bar back to my home.

    The difference is staggering.

  • I Am Jesus Christ

    Two priests are walking down the street when a drunk comes up to them, falls onto one of them, and says, “I am Jesus Christ.”

    The priest, smelling the drunk, immediately pushes him off and says, “No, you are NOT Jesus Christ.”

    The drunk says, “Betcha I am. Follow me.” The priests look at one another before the drunk starts pulling one by the arm, dragging the priest into a corner pub.

    The drunk stumbles into the pub with the priests in tow, when the bartender shouts, “Jesus Christ, what are you doing back in here? I told you to leave!”

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  • Soft Tissue Damage

    I just had a stack of toilet paper rolls fall on me in the supermarket.

    It’s OK, though. Just some soft tissue damage.

  • Mucho

    I try to say ‘mucho’ when I am around my Hispanic friends.

    It means a lot to them.

  • Wayne’s Whore

    A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

    Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.
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    Little Wayne says, “I wanna start out as a fighter pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane.”

    The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Wayne, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson.

    “And how about you, Sarah?”

    “I wanna be Wayne’s whore.”

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  • Dinosaurs Don’t Make Good Pets

    Why don’t dinosaurs make good pets?

    Because they’re dead.

  • Disabled Porn

    A guy takes his wife and two small kids on a driving vacation, and checks into a cheap motel. He asks the clerk, “For the sake of our kids’ TV viewing, can we have the porn disabled?”

    The clerk responds, “Who the hell would make their kids watch disabled porn, you sick bastard?”

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  • It Was Tense

    The past, the present, and the future all walk into a bar at the same time.

    It was tense…