Delivery Style: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Calendar Company

    Why did the employee at the calendar company get fired?

    He took a day off.

  • The Confessional

    A drunk staggers into a Catholic church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.

    The priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there.

    Finally, the priest pounds three times on the wall.

    The drunk mumbles, “Ain’t no use knockin’, there’s no paper on this side either.”

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  • Dentist You Were There!

    Dentist You Were There!

    Dentist: When was the last time you flossed?

    Me: Bro, you were THERE.

  • Happy Meal for Grown Ups

    Happy Meal for Grown Ups

    IF THEY MADE A HAPPY MEAL

    BAREFOOT SWEET RED CALIFORNIA RED WINE BLEND

    Babybel

    GHIRARDELLI INTENSE DARK SEA SALT SOIREE ALMOND

    FOR GROWN UPS.

  • Parsley Farm

    I just got hired at a parsley farm.

    It’s pretty easy work, but the downside is that they started garnishing my wages.

  • Please Don’t Be Cracked

    Please Don’t Be Cracked

    *drops phone*

    “please don’t be cracked”

    the phone:

  • It Looks Like You’re Pregnant

    It Looks Like You’re Pregnant

    it looks like you’re pregnant

    I’m pregnant?!

    No, but it looks like you are.

  • Double or Nothing

    A certain country was ruled by a dictator who was very paranoid. He rarely appeared in public; he preferred to send one of his many doubles.

    One day, an enemy attacks the palace. The survival of the dictator is in question. The doubles await news, trembling in fear. If the dictator dies, they would be no longer useful, and with all the secrets they know, the new regime surely wouldn’t let them live.

    Finally, they are called into a conference room. One of the dictator’s chief advisors enters.

    “My dear doubles!” he says. “I have good news and bad news. The good news is that our beloved leader has survived the dastardly attack, and so, your services are still very much required.”

    The doubles collectively sigh with relief.

    Then a big man with an axe enters the room.

    “Now for the bad news,” continues the advisor. “He lost an arm…”

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  • Red Flags Everywhere

    I broke up with my girlfriend of five years because I found out she was a communist.

    I should have known — there were red flags everywhere.

  • The Dentist

    A dentist tells his patient, “This might hurt a little bit. Are you ready?”

    The patient says, “Yes, doc. I’m ready.”

    And the dentist says, “I’m sleeping with your wife.”

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