“DOG FOOD LID” BACKWARDS IS “DILDO OF GOD”.
SKELETOR WILL RETURN NEXT WEEK WITH MORE DISTURBING FACTS
Delivery Style: setup-punchline
Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.
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I Set My WiFi Password to 24446666668888888 – I Tell Them It’s 12345678
True story:
I set my wifi password to 24446666668888888. This way when somebody asks for my password I tell them it’s: 12345678 😂😂😂😂
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The Man Who Invented the Ferris Wheel Never Met the Man Who Invented the Merry Go Round – They Traveled in Different Circles
The man that invented the Ferris wheel never met the man that invented the merry go round. They traveled in different circles.
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Beating My Meat at 3AM – My Apple Watch: Why Are You Running?
Me: *beating my meat at 3am*
My Apple Watch:
Why are you running?
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Love Do You Want Kids? Absolutely Not – Children We Need to Talk
Love, do you want kids?
Absolutely Not
Me Neither
Children, we need to talk
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I’m a Doctor in Mathematics – My Friend Is Dying – Minus One
– Do you have a doctor here?
– yes, I’m.
– What’s your specialty?
– I’m a doctor in Mathematics.
– My friend is dying.
– Minus one.
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Someone Finally Wrote a Book on Clock Fetishes – It’s About Fucking Time
WOW someone finally wrote a book on clock fetishes
it’s about fucking time
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I Don’t Think Giving Him a Gun Is the Right Choice Creatively – Paddington 3
Al Kennedy @housetoastonish
I love these movies but I don’t think giving him a gun is the right choice, creatively
IGN @IGN · 07 Jul 21
Paddington 3 will begin shooting in 2022.
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It’s Really Muggy Out – I’m Leaving You – Sips Coffee From Bowl
Max Dylan Ash @mynameisntdave
ME: honey, it’s really muggy out today
WIFE: if I go outside & all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m leaving u
ME: *sips coffee from bowl*
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I Struck Down a Jedi – Yes Use Your Hate
Gringo Brulee @GringoBrulee
Wife: wtf is this pile of clothes doing on the floor?
Me: I struck down a Jedi.
W: god I hate you.
M: yes, use your hate
