Delivery Style: setup-punchline

Setup-punchline joke delivery styles, punchline pacing, and comedy formats for people with specific chaos preferences from Chaotic Meh — organized so the algorithm can pretend this place has adult supervision.

  • Three Tough Rats

    Three rats were sitting around talking. The subject turned to how tough they were.

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    The first rat said, “Want to know how tough I am? You know the traps they set out for us? I undo the latch and work out with them.”

    The second rat said, “Want to know how tough I am? You know the poison pellets they set out for us? I chop ’em up with a razor blade and snort it.”

    The third rat starts to leave, and the other two ask him where he’s going.

    The third rat replied, “I’m going upstairs to fuck the cat.”

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  • Tight, Isn’t It?

    A man picks up a prostitute and is headed for the motel. She just cannot stop talking about how awesome her pussy is. They get to the motel room and undress.

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    To demonstrate, she says to him, “Put a finger in.” He puts a finger in.

    “Put two fingers in.” He puts two fingers in.

    “Put four fingers in.” He does.

    “Put your hand in.” He does.

    “Put your other hand in.” He does.

    “Now, clap!”

    He tries and tries, but cannot clap.

    She says, “Tight, isn’t it?”

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  • I Just Got That Puppy

    I Just Got That Puppy

    When your dad shows you how to properly kill and skin an animal.

    I just got that puppy…

  • The Sperm Count

    An old man goes to the urologist to talk about having another child.

    The doctor says, “Do you know your sperm count?”

    The old man replies, “I didn’t know they could do math!”

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  • Low-Hanging Fruit

    I was going to make a joke about the balls of an elderly man…

    …but that would just be low-hanging fruit.

  • Side Chick Food Truck

    Side Chick Food Truck

    “Hear me out – a food truck that sells chicken sandwiches. I’ll park it next to Chick-Fil-A and it’ll only be open on Sunday’s. I’ll call it Side Chick”

  • Blacksmith Dog

    I trained my dog to be a blacksmith.

    He made a bolt for the door.

  • Knows the Drill

    I’ve been training my dog to fetch tools from my workbench.

    He isn’t perfect, but he knows the drill.

  • French Fries

    Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France?

    They were cooked in Greece.

  • Then You Came to the Right Guy

    Then You Came to the Right Guy

    Hey girl you want some good sex?

    No

    Then you came to the right guy